ODE TO AKRON!
We've got Spocky,thinks he's Brocky, with a camera on his head
And rip woodchip Tasvulcan, yeah he loves a tree thats dead
Whinja's flogging Ninja's, coz she needs a rapid ride
Our AB loves his Zeddies,with a Vulcan on the side

Fairy's fairly strident, she aint scared to speak her mind
and the Penguin's changed allegiance, we'll be leaving him behind
Old Doc has a Triumph, yep, a vet should own a dog
And Devo has a secret wish to ride a Harley Hog

The Phatman has a hard-on for his nearly finished fighter
Clutch just bought a Meanie, so his wallet is way lighter
Amanuesis feels his talents,well,they lie behind a pen
And Plane is just plain sailing,what a hell life,AMEN

Desblaze should have realised,to keep his dinkle holstered
Coz now his darling Leah has a tummy thats been bolstered
Shelly is about to join her man who's interstate
And let me tell you, Graebags is a boy who cannot wait

Daisy is a Tassie girl,who lives with Head Mechanic
Our Elke is a Vulcan gal who's proud to be Germanic
JR rides his VN with a passion that is strong
Big D rides a Honda,where the hell did we go wrong?

Broomy is a Chicky Babe from Enzed dont you know
Mick Dundee's Victorian,so forgive him for being slow
Kawabunga Gary loves his Vulcan Nine forever
JeffThomas just wants good old fashioned Aussie riding weather

Cletus is our rally fellah, tells us when and where
Ninjaboy our rapid rider,warping here and there
Oldbitz is a mentor,keeping young'ns on the line
and Philfee,what a legend,with his blinged up bike so fine

Ayjay,what a post wh**e,1950 and still going
Secret agent Steve07, flying spying on a Boeing
Vulcanator Hans who just collapsed at Tyalgum
Christina! no,that dress does not,make looking big your bum

Easyrider loves it when we argue things politic
and Popeye Bob is happy when the chat is just prolific
Z900,well,his name, Collector says it, yes?
and Dutchy,your museum bike,was perfect,its the best

To Kwaka, Mate, because of you,we all can read this crap
and Nomad, Lukey Poopers, well,your efforts count a bit
If ive forgotton anyone,well, please accept my sorrow
Ill try to be like Christo,and be perfect by tomorrow!