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How to Root up your Bike and Hurt Yourself
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Donk's fired up
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 Re: Tip #7Cletus wrote: Step 2 - Go to your local dog walking park and retrieve as much canine waste material as you can carry. - Also collect roadkill, compost and unclaimed vomit. - Mix and store all these in your bathtub with some water. delete water, insert milk - Jam partly eaten fast food into available space on your bike and allow it to mature. I once lived in a Uni residential college and had a mate who collected most of the above and kept it in a covered 30 litre bucket for over a week. Our neighbouring college had an initiaion for their freshmen where thay had to run thru our college dorms, being pelted with water, flour, etc. Yep, you guessed it, at least half a dozen freshers wore the rotten concoction in the bucket. They all vomited on the spot while we pissed ourselves laughing. My mate's nickname was 'GROT', a name well-earned I'd say!  |
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Key in ignition  Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 11:45 am Posts: 1631 Location: IN THE 5 PETE STATE......GO THE QUEENSLANDERS!!!!! Ride:: '82 model Shell
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Re: Tip #7Ronin wrote: Cletus wrote: Step 2 - Go to your local dog walking park and retrieve as much canine waste material as you can carry. - Also collect roadkill, compost and unclaimed vomit. - Mix and store all these in your bathtub with some water. delete water, insert milk - Jam partly eaten fast food into available space on your bike and allow it to mature. I once lived in a Uni residential college and had a mate who collected most of the above and kept it in a covered 30 litre bucket for over a week. Our neighbouring college had an initiaion for their freshmen where thay had to run thru our college dorms, being pelted with water, flour, etc. Yep, you guessed it, at least half a dozen freshers wore the rotten concoction in the bucket. They all vomited on the spot while we pissed ourselves laughing. My mate's nickname was 'GROT', a name well-earned I'd say! Are you trying to convince us that YOU went to college? A joke a no???? _________________ I USED TO BE INDECISIVE, BUT NOW I'M NOT SURE? THEY SAY WHEN YOU GET OLD, THE FIRST THING TO GO IS YOUR MEMORY, I CANT REMEMBER WHAT THE SECOND THING WAS   VROC# 28862 AKRON# 06 http://www.thevmc.com http://www.victorymotorcycles.com.au |
| Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:04 pm |
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Re: Tip #7graebags wrote: Are you trying to convince us that YOU went to college? A joke a no???? Was the best 6 weeks of my life..... Then I got expelled!!........ |
| Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:59 pm |
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LAMS
Joined: Tue Dec 23, 2008 5:08 pm Posts: 28 Location: Lalor, Melbourne's northern suburbs
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Re: How to Root up your Bike and Hurt YourselfCletus wrote: Tip #1 Flipping (Impress your friends) Step 1 - Sit on your bike and increase revs until they are at full. Step 2 - Take your weight off the seat and let go of the clutch Step 3 - release the handlebars as the bike moves forward. - Get well clear as the bike goes into motion or you may swallow the front wheel Step 4 - buy yourself a bus ticket Notes - not recommended for motorcycles fitted with gearsacks or venturas as these have a tendency to lodge in your anus as the bike goes past Hope that helps Step ! should be 'sit on somebody else's bike......' First time I rode a (hired) dirt bike I did that but forgot Step 3 - next thing I knew the bike was upside down above my head. I think I had a 'cartoon moment', the bike just seeming to hang there until I realised what was going to happen and ran out from under before I wore it on my helmet.... _________________ GPz750-A3 with Wiseco 810 kit, Basket case Suzuki RG250 WE-1, and a driveway full of old Valiants! |
| Sat Jan 24, 2009 11:48 pm |
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Side stand up  Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:06 pm Posts: 2475 Location: Mornington Peninsula
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Re: How to Root up your Bike and Hurt YourselfSpare batteries!!!! thats where I went wrong!
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Drunk Hillbilly  Joined: Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:54 pm Posts: 4213 Location: Tivoli QLD
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Re: How to Root up your Bike and Hurt YourselfThanks for the small corrections guys. Its good to get the small details sorted so people can do these things properly.
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